A case of the Mondays

You can't have failed to notice that this time last week was Cyber Monday, the
year's busiest web shopping day.

You can't have failed to notice, that is, unless you are the world's best-known internet retailer. My chums at CRN were penning an article about the phenomenon and contacted Amazon to see if the firm had anything to add on just how monumentally enormous they were expecting sales to be.

"Our biggest day will be next Monday - Cyber Monday," replied a press goon.

I don't think the hack had the heart to tell them. So, how about doing your old mate David a favour? Chuck a few quid Amazon's way by ordering that novelty secret Santa present for that accounts payable clerk you never liked. I think the poor e-tailer might need the business today.