A great pair

Incongruous celebrity/vendor competition number 2: This week I felt curious and deeply sensual upon learning that Pamela Anderson is teaming up with Nokia to help launch the vendor's new N8 smartphone.

Joe Public has been invited to enter a contest offering the chance to make a short film with the animal rights activist and celebrity breast owner. The laydeez in the house can win the opportunity to star in a visual vignette with some bloke from ITV2 smash-hit (ahem) Gossip Girl.

The shorts will be filmed entirely on the soon-to-launch Nokia device. Come to think of it, I vaguely recall seeing a grainy, homemade film starring our Pam once. And, funnily enough, I couldn't help but imagine myself in the starring role.