Expolosive situation

I was at Channel Expo earlier this month and was pleased, as always, to catch up with a few familiar faces.

But while I was enjoying a bit of shameless bromance, for some attendees the reunions weren't quite so loved up. I was talking to one chap who'd just met an arch-rival for the first time in a wee while. He'd gritted his teeth through a handshake, but colleagues had
mercifully pulled him away before he gave in to the urge to "crush the guy".

I also had the distinct pleasure of being introduced to a well-known industry figure who I'd never met before. No more than 30 seconds after making my acquaintance, the likeable lady impressed me further by telling a really filthy joke.

My kind of woman, for sure. If I weren't a married man, Dear Reader...