Infernal affairs

Ridiculous revenue targets, an underwhelming new product line-up - channel partnerships are wont to fizzle out for numerous reasons.

But a bit of gossip doing the rounds suggests that two firms' working relationship has become strained for more salacious reasons. A sales representative from one company has allegedly mixed business and pleasure with a string of employees at another firm, jeopardising the business relationship.

I can relate, as my own magnétisme animal has caused Dodgi many problems. It once proved such an obstacle that one firm severed ties with me by revealing: "the women here can't bear to be in the same room as you anymore."

This face of mine is a blessing and a curse, Dear Reader.