Village idiots

Exasperated local authorities in a suggestively named Austrian hamlet have invested in CCTV cameras to dissuade amorous tourists from besmirching the rural outpost.

The village has a seven-letter name that starts with F. And rhymes with rucking. Mischievous tourists have been making pilgrimages to the town, where they have filmed themselves knocking boots in front of signs bearing the village name - oh, I see what they've done there.

Townsfolk are reportedly sick of it, and have put up the cameras in the hope that visitors will settle for a smirk and a quick, fully-clothed snap. There goes my idea for an anniversary treat for Her Indoors.