Bike nightmare

I am now in the position of having two bikes undergoing work - one a pushbike and the other a motorbike. Why is it these things always happen at once?

The scary thing is that the pushbike is going to cost as much (if not more) than the motorbike - how can that possibly be?!

I have my test in two weeks and no motorbike to practice on. Something tells me the outlook is not looking so good for my passing first time dream.

Also so much for me trying not to spend too much money this month!

Best laid plans and all that.