Mollusc with your lunch?

There seems to be a theme emerging here.
I was speaking to a contact of mine earlier today and the subject matter of the insect eggs in the old rocket salad came up again (see 24 July post - Nausea).
However they seem to have beaten my experience - one of their colleagues was eating a nice refreshing salad in the office today and when they lifted up a leaf - and found a slug.
Not only that, but it was still alive.
I suppose it shows that the salad was fresh. Either that or the growers use a completely useless brand of pesticide.
Can anyone top that? Do I really want to know?