Work from home
Tomorrow is National skive....oops, I mean work from home day.
So obviously companies up and down the UK will be saying to their staff today: "don't bother coming into the office tomorrow - work from home instead". It doesn't matter that they haven't got a phone or a computer linked into the office system - daytime TV does wonders for morale.
Also what about people that work in the retail business? It is not like they can serve customers from the comfort of their living room is it? Or security guards? Or firefighters/police officers? What about doctors/nurses? Train/bus drivers? A little unfair on all the people who literally do have to travel into work to complete their daily job.
I am all for flexible working - but looking outside the rose-tinted environment that these people who come up with National [insert text] Day live in - there are people that genuinely cannot do their work from home.
However there is one set of people that I would willingly back spending their working day at home. Traffic wardens.