Solutionssssszzzzzzz

Today I used a typing solution (my fingers) to write this

Being an avid reader of Private Eye - I used to find its solutions section especially entertaining.

Today I received a press release from a company that claimed it specialised in 'door opening solutions'.

Intrigued by what that actually meant I read further into the release - expecting them to be master door handle makers, or key cutters - only to find that they make remote controlled security doors (and other types of doors I'm sure).

What a let down.

Tonight I'll be making use of several solutions around my house - the food heating solution (oven), the food eating solution (cutlery) and eventually my horizontal sleeping solution (bed).

I would love to hear about any 'solutions' you have come across that could possibly be more pointless than the above?