I thought the headline would grab people's attention.
I was sent a pot of this yellow stuff called 'Cyber Clean' this morning which apparently cleans a keyboard thoroughly, getting into all the nooks and crannies and dragging out all the stuff that falls between the keys.
It is a disgusting thought if you drill down into what falls between the keys - a combination of food, skin, hair (starting to feel a little ill now so I'll stop).
The goo itself looks a little like the Playdoh I used to have as a child and is good fun to mess around with and my keyboard does look a little shinier I have to admit. Although I am yet to give it a good 'going over'.
However I did get some odd looks from my colleagues this morning - so it is probably best to wait until you are alone before indulging in your Cyber Clean fantasties.
Oh yes, and it glows in the dark too.
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