For all those aspiring Gordon Gekkos out there who miss having a solid handset as they shout: "Hello? HELLO? I'm on the train!!", help is at hand at last.
Fed up with those tiny little phones that you get nowadays and long for a little nostalgia?
Tired of nobody looking at you long enough only to mutter 'what an idiot' before turning up their MP3 players?
Worry no more. You can now stand out like the proverbial sore thumb once again.
For a mere £12.99 from thumbsupworld.co.uk, you can buy a protective iPhone case which immediately transforms your sleek little smartphone into a lumbering brick circa 1983.
Quite why anyone would want to lug one of those around again is beyond me - but I hope there is a battery pack equivalent as well (phone pictured is not the actual product).
That would definitely be worth seeing.
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