PC SQUEALER - CHANNEL TALK - How's about that then?

Tish to all that speculation of Azlan being sold off. The people's favourite distributor proves again it can fly in the face of adversity by continuing to invest in the salesmen of the future. A perfect example is Adam Trutwein, a wee slip of a lad who, at 14-years-old, is the youngest ever person to become a Novell Certified Network Engineer.

Not only that but Adam, who hails from Gillingham - the cultural centre of England - also became a Certified Network Administrator at the tender age of 13. Generous Azlan not only splashed out on sponsoring the little tyke in his quest for world domination, but assigned Alan Chapman, general manager to take Adam under his wing. Azlan's answer to Jim'll Fix It was so impressed by Adam he gushed: 'We hope his new qualifications will lead him into a bright and successful career.'