PC SQUEALER - CHANNEL TALK - On the 'ead son

Who is PC Squealer describing? Big hair, tight perm, large flares. No it's not half the channel when they were going through that tricky Bay City Rollers phase - it's the loveable footballer manager type Kevin Keegan. Cheeky Kev has endorsed a #1.5 million sponsorship deal with Demon Internet in what promises to be the largest kit endorsement in the whole wide world!

(Or at least the biggest one outside the premiership). Kevin 'feet of lighting' Keegan told the world that 'any club with ambition needs to make full use of the new media'. Isn't it wonderful then that twinkle toes himself has totally changed his opinion of the internet so quickly. Why only three months ago our Kev called the internet 'a monster that needs serious control' as he blamed it for 'horrendous rumours' about himself, Arsene Wenger and Steve Coppell. If only Kevin used to tackle as fast as he U-turns.