CHANNEL TALK - I spy with my little eye

The internet is often dubbed the information superhighway, but it is also a haven for the high priests of pervdom.

The latest shocker comes courtesy of Jennifer Ringley, a mechanical object and her bed. It's called the Girlcam and is attached to Jennifer's bedpost so the viewer can capture stolen moments of a young lady's life. The fun is simply endless. Chuckle with delight as you see Jennifer playing with her fluffy little kitten (named Macadamia), feel a warm glow as you watch her sleep, or chide her for slapping on copious amounts of foundation. PC Squealer and lots of filthy old men think it's a wonderful idea, but let's hear from the girl herself: 'I don't think it's art. Nor do I see myself as a bimbo. Maybe I will play my flute.' A fish called Wanda.

Working in a pretty office makes all the difference and just to prove this, Oracle had a nice pool built at the front of its building. Then to add a bit of colour to the place, animal lovers Oracle thought to add some nice Japanese carp fish to liven the place up. This was all well and good until the environmental officer got involved and put everyone right on the matter of getting the little fishes over there. According to some olde worlde by-law, these particular fish can't just be chucked in a tank and driven to their new home. Instead, this industrious young worker explained, the carp must be flown in the beak of a long-legged bird, preferably a stork or a heron, and delicately placed in its aquatic destination. The lady in question was so concerned about this that she presented the idea to the board. Although it isn't known how the fish were finally moved, it is understood they are doing well. But as to the environmental officer herself? One can only imagine where she now employs her talents.