CHANNEL TALK - Pooper Scooper

Industry bods who know their stuff really are worth their weight in gold.

So, at a recent lunch, it was with bated breath that a contact passed on a sheet of groundbreaking information to PC Squealer, which promised to make the story of the decade. After a quick perusal, and two glasses of wine, your intrepid journalist knew it was something big. This story had been passed from one senior executive to another in the hope of intercepting the competition's next move. It was only after waking up and smelling the coffee that yours truly realised the story had appeared on these very pages and had in fact been crafted by our own hands. It's nice to know that PC Squealer is taken so seriously, even if we can't remember what stories we've written.