Dave the dealer
Dave hears of a channel knight in shining getting involved in a coffee-based argument
Dave peers at the face of the IT industry, the heavy schedule of channel bosses, datacentre bootcamps - and Iron Man's next move
Dave examines the comms vendor's bonzer new branding exercise. Expect toilet humour.
Which mondo annoying kiddies character is a bit like one vendor's relationship with its partners? Dave finds out
Dave brings you the hot goss from Microsoft's partner summit. Also: data-entry Romeos, motivational masterminds, and menial robots
Has Lucifer got a smartphone? Is your home safe when you go away? What's OkCupid up to? Dave gets the answers
Interviewers get techy, trolls get served and adulterers get creative. Dave gets to the bottom of another week in IT
Dave discovers that rozzers are seemingly living in the technology dark ages
Yes, there is a divorce app for the iPhone. Dave gives up all hope for the future of humankind
Dave discovers online retailers are confused about the biggest day in their calendar
Dave reports on copyright controversy, soggy storage, exhibitionist equines, and multinationals making massive mounds of money
This week Dave phones it in with some lazy potshots at cloud, Facebook, piracy and the Olympics. Enjoy!
Dave gets hot under the collar as he fills you in on semi-naked gaming widows, hippyish SMBs and remote working evangelists
Parental discretion advised as Dave gets wind of phrase-mangling execs, cheese-abusing snackers and hot sex with Michael Gove
Dave travels from the East End to an island paradise to answer that age-old question: is Salman Rushdie famouser than Miranda Hart?
Dave investigates lady laptops, software aficionados, miserable BYOD doom-mongers and shameless storage vendors
Theft, drunkenness, embezzlement, sexual chicanery and cut-price breakfast cereals get the Dave treatment in a pulse rate-raising instalment
One vendor gets confusingly direct while another gets disastrously funky. Dagenham's best gets to the bottom of another week in the channel