There's a whiff of entrepreneurialism about a prototype computer that can smell bombs and illness, the scent of resignedness at BT, and the stench of cheating over in the US
Mars maniac Elon Musk makes big promises, dating a celebrity suddenly becomes easier, women are told to get their compassion out, and Facebook enables 24/7 working
Bedroom aids go bad, TP goes techy, bots go beefy, and the biblical King of Israel goes in for some new WiFi
Dave reports on copyright controversy, soggy storage, exhibitionist equines, and multinationals making massive mounds of money
The newly spun-out vendor makes a buck off a forgetful channel chap and dry-cleaners run the memory stick racket
Apple-bashing, beer, and cats for lonely OAPs all leave Dave full of Christmas cheer High-profile security breaches are so commonplace these days that you become somewhat inured to them.
The Dodgi kingpin reports on the gee-gees, some PCs, emojis, DLP, VHS, GBH and JVC. FYI - get ready to ROFL #YOLO
Jobseekers want to work for young tech firms, Google wants to help you find things, and Tripwire wants a security-conscious president
There's a new buzzword in town, some saucy Germans afoot, and selfie sticks have been outlawed in a bonzer week for Dave