Dave the Dealer

A load of BullGuard?

Dave reports on why parents are prying and impressarios are investing in the tech world. Oh, and why the internet is like oxygen.

Blogging on a prayer

Dave hits upon an idea to have The Boss as his best man, feels empathy towards Steve Jobs and wishes he hadn't been so snap happy

A right twit

Dave lifts the lid on out-of-touch VARs, gullible phone users, flighty vendors and itchy-footed business owners

Stare-way to hell

Dave is chastened by a vendor exec, a fellow entrepreneur adopts a confusing moral stance and an IT pro has a date to remember

Medalling kids

This week Dave phones it in with some lazy potshots at cloud, Facebook, piracy and the Olympics. Enjoy!

More fool you

Dave runs through this year's top tech teases, while sticking his oar into Swedish linguistic dust-ups and mourning a computing giant

You can't handle the booth

Dave uses all his customary tact to examine issues affecting women, the French, ministerial wives and careless typers. Get on it!

Flushed with success

If you like toilet humour, then urine for a treat this week, as Dave clues you in on soiled phones and high-tech sheep protection