I know news is very scarce at this time of year but some adventurous PR firms have resorted to unusual tactics to grab our interest.
In particular there was a press release sent out today mentioning 'farts' and 'poo' - you know who you are.
Now I admit most of us IT journos have a strange sense of humour, but even I think this is taking the toilet humour a slight step too far.
However it still makes me laugh every time I read it. So thanks guys.
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